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Wah!! Parents of these days;

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY OUR DAUGHTER:

FILL THIS FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS

I _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss_______ _____.

I am _____ years old.

Please answer the following questions honestly and sincerely;

1. Do you pray? Yes/No

2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No

3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No

4. Are you working? Yes/No

5. Do you have a car? Yes/No

If your answer to any of the above questions was NO, Do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back.

If all your answers were YES, Then continue...

1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
____________ _____________________________ ____________________________________ ___________________________________ ___________

2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in-law and mother in-law.
_____________________________ _ ____________________________________ ____________________________________ _____________________

3. Suppose your wife says "Honey I need money for my hair-style at the saloon", what would be your answer ?
________________ __________________

4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
___________________________ ___ ___________ _________________________ ________________ ____________________________________ _____

5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?
______________________________ ___________ ______________________________ ___________
6. Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/No If No explain why? ______________________________ ___________

7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/No
If YES for how long?
_____________ __ ________
If the time of their marriage is less than your age, Explain why you were born out of wedlock.
______________________________ ______ _____ ______________________________ ______ _____

8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words)
____________________________ __ ___________ ______________________________ ______ _____

9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.
______________________________ ______ _____ ______________________________ ___________

10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother?
___ ___________________________ ___________

Answer the following by Yes or No.

1. Do you drink alcohol?bYes/ No

2. Do you smoke?bYes/No

3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No

LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT

1. When can you be free for interviews?__________

2. When is the best time to interview your dad?___

3. When can I interview your mum?_____________

4. When can I interview your church pastor

5. Please stick your passport size photo below Which will be put in newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends.

Sign here: ________________

Sign again: _______________

Thank you for showing interest in my daughter.

Your application will be processed in a years' time.

You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful As you are waiting Please don't call me Don't visit me.

Don't contact my daughter If u do. you will be disqualified.

Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions

Postal Address: ___________________ _______

Email: _____________________________ _____

Phone: _______________

Work: _____________

Home:_________________________

Facebook: ________________________ _______

BEST WISHES.


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